Oh, me.

I am the epitome of college slut.
I befriended a huge nerd and he is writing my essay for me.
I'm so fucking excited though. Hes a published author and I was DREADING this essay, cuz it counts as my final. All I have to do in return is teach him how to smoke pot and spark him up if he likes it. And politely turn him down when he hits on me. So smoking partner and essay. DEAL!!!!
Or maybe we will fall in love and i will learn the true meaning of life, like in all those movies.
Beauty and the Geek! Hah!

I would.


P.S. I want http://www.vaporizergiant.com/hotbox_vaporizer.html this for Christmas!!! And it comes with a free grinder and "legal herb"!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! [hinthint]